North Pole Jokes
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa When he came home late?
Answer:
Where in the world have you been?
What did Frosty wear to his wedding?
Answer:
His snow suit!
What do you call it when people are afraid of Santa?
Answer:
Claus-trophobia
Where do elves go to vote?
Answer:
The North Polls
What do elves post on social media?
Answer:
Elfies
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iphone?
Answer:
A PineApple
What do you hear when Jack Frost turns on the radio?
Answer:
Really Cool music
What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
Answer:
Baby reindeer
What do you get when you combine a snowball, a fish and a Christmas tree branch?
Answer:
A frozen fish stick!
Why don't you want to make a snowman angry?
Answer:
He will have a meltdown!
Why do snowmen always change their minds?
Answer:
Because they are Flakey
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
Answer:
Quit hanging around.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
Answer:
He wanted to see time fly!
What do snowmen wear on their feet?
Answer:
Snowshoes
What do grumpy sheep say during the holidays?
Answer:
Baaa Humbug
What do you have in December that you do not have in any other month?
Answer:
the letter D
Why is the Grinch so good at gardening?
Answer:
He has a green thumb
How do you spell frozen with only three letters?
Answer:
ICE
What does Santa use for a map?
Answer:
A snowglobe
What is the coldest month of the year?
Answer: Decem- brrrr