North Pole Jokes
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa When he came home late?
Where in the world have you been?
What did Frosty wear to his wedding?
His snow suit!
What do you call it when people are afraid of Santa?
Where do elves go to vote?
The North Polls
What do elves post on social media?
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iphone?
What do you hear when Jack Frost turns on the radio?
Really Cool music
What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
What do you get when you combine a snowball, a fish and a Christmas tree branch?
A frozen fish stick!
Why don't you want to make a snowman angry?
He will have a meltdown!
Why do snowmen always change their minds?
Because they are Flakey
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
Quit hanging around.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
He wanted to see time fly!
What do snowmen wear on their feet?
What do grumpy sheep say during the holidays?
What do you have in December that you do not have in any other month?
the letter D
Why is the Grinch so good at gardening?
He has a green thumb
How do you spell frozen with only three letters?
What does Santa use for a map?
What is the coldest month of the year?
Answer: Decem- brrrr