North Pole Jokes

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa When he came home late?

Answer:

Where in the world have you been?

What did Frosty wear to his wedding?

Answer:

His snow suit!

What do you call it when people are afraid of Santa?

Answer:

Claus-trophobia

Where do elves go to vote?

Answer:

The North Polls

What do elves post on social media?

Answer:

Elfies

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iphone?

Answer:

A PineApple

What do you hear when Jack Frost turns on the radio?

Answer:

Really Cool music

What do reindeer have that no other animals have?

Answer:

Baby reindeer

What do you get when you combine a snowball, a fish and a Christmas tree branch?

Answer:

A frozen fish stick!

Why do snowmen always change their minds?

Answer:

Because they are Flakey

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?

Answer:

Quit hanging around.

Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?

Answer:

He wanted to see time fly!

What do snowmen wear on their feet?

Answer:

Snowshoes

What do grumpy sheep say during the holidays?

Answer:

Baaa Humbug

What do you have in December that you do not have in any other month?

Answer:

the letter D

Why is the Grinch so good at gardening?

Answer:

He has a green thumb

How do you spell frozen with only three letters?

Answer:

ICE

What does Santa use for a map?

Answer:

A snowglobe

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